- Me: Hey mum, Finding Dory's coming out in 2015.
- Mom: What's that?
- Me: The sequel to Finding Nemo.
- Mom: What the fuck happened to Dory?
- Mom: Where's Dori?
- Mom: Why the fuck can't that guy keep track of anyone?
- Me: What guy?
- Mom: That little orange bitch, Marlin.
the hannibal fandom is so cute and new and i want us all to remember this before their show hurts them
the funny thing is that i think we’re all aware of how much it’s going to hurt so we’re trying to make up for the future pain now
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
Supernaturalists: ”Nobody died, but somehow this hurts more.”
Whovians: *confused rage*
Sherlockians: “So when’s season 3 again?”
Fannibals: “[Cannibalism joke]”
(so many cannibalism jokes)
Fili in the background like, “Do you have to trigger Uncle’s PTSD like that?”
#WHO SAID ORCS #WHO THE FUCK SAID ORCS #TAG YOUR FUCKING TRIGGERS YOU LITTLE COCKGOBLINS
COCKGOBLINS
